i'll win the nobel peace prize

so, i will admit i'm not naturally the neatest/most organized person in the world. it takes effort for me to be neat and organized (a lot of effort). but i think my desk is surrounded by some sort of chaos field or something like that. No matter how organized/neat i try to be with my desk i can turn my back on it for 5 minutes and it is a federal disaster zone when i look around again.

As the universe naturally moves in the direction of chaos, i wonder if my desk is trapped in some accelerated chaos field where it will more quickly than the rest of the world, become more chaotic?

No matter what i do, no matter how clean, what systems of organization i put in place - chaos always ensues.

i wonder if there are physicists who would want to study the chaos of my desk. i swear, it doesn't follow the rules of space, time and chaos. the research could win a nobel prize in physics that is if physicists are truly able to identify the true nature of the phenomena. i'm sure through the research we'd find ourselves making leaps and bounds in physics and move toward a greater understanding of the universe (and my desk, of course). it could be a turning point in the evolution of man (and woman) even the human race as a whole. it could lead to world peace and a time of unheard of progress in science, health research and possibly even philosophy. dare i suggest we'd get something other than crap on tv? We'd finally be able to understand life, the universe, everything. possibly even 42.

as this research stems from the phenomena surrounding my desk - i could win the nobel peace prize for bring the world together into a time of great understanding. and all of this coming from an IKEA desk.

i should probably start writing the research proposal now so that the physicists can begin their applications for research earlier rather than later...

and i shouldn't clean my desk as it will only get messy again the minute i turn my back, so i should leave it in it's natural state and only become a alarmed when it posses a health hazard.

do you think it will evolve into a sentient being and eat the cat? ooo... now i'm creating/discovering life.

i really should start that acceptance speech for the nobel!