longest...

i thought this week was going to be the longest week on record... until i got to today - and today is by far the longest day EVER!!!

will...
it...
ever...
END?!?!

i feel as if i'm perpetually singing the song that never ends.
so, let's analyze possible reasons for this never-ending day and week.

1. i know i'm not stuck in "groundhog day" as the day isn't repeating.

2. perhaps i'm trapped in a microscopic black hole that is sucking time from my day and making it stretch out and feel as if time isn't passing?

3. someone is playing with the slow advance or pause buttons on the remote control of my life?

4. i'm procrastinating and i know i have work that needs to be done? Nah.

more theories to come...




artist rendering of the blackhole causing time to slow down in my apt...